Nine things that women say!
I saw this on the wall of a resteraunt toilet and thought it was spot on! Men study hard, women, wince in recognition!
Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
Loud Sigh :
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
It’s Fine :
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can
make to a man. This means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will be made to pay for your mistake.
Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you’re welcome.
Whatever :
This doesn’t mean “whatever”, this is a woman’s way of saying FUCK YOU!
Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s
wrong?’
For the woman’s response refer to #3.
February 11, 2008 at 11:02 am
You forgot a very important one Noel….
‘It’s up to you’
A man hears that and crumbles
It is NEVER up to the man, this is a trick that woman do to see if you actaully have the ball’s to decide on something that she has allready decided on!
February 8, 2009 at 11:53 am
Just a DEADLY blog, I never thought that you are capable of such fine writing (sorry). And if you have more stuff like this than you really should publish it. By the way thanks for this one – now I have much better understanding of “women’s talk”. I’m proud to have worked with you. And my advice – don’t stay in that kip, find a writing job coz you have talent, man!